The Lamplighter...for when your wife isn't in the mood.

The Lamp is always my favorite dive. 2 or three patrons at the bar and 3 or 4 ladies sitting at the bar playing with their phones. I walk in, go pee and scope out the ranch. I see Brooke sitting by herself. She recognizes me and we begin to chat. I like talking to her because there's no upsell. Just a nice conversation about dogs. After sharing pics of each other's dog, I get a lap dance from her. She's not shy at all, she lets you touch her where ever you want. I'm a fan of the boobs and I got rather familiar with hers. She let me pat her kitty as well. She was also handling my stick shift the whole time. Really good value for $20 a dance. I love coming here when I feel the need to have boob time.