I overDiosa'd here

Came on a saturday night. I always knew about it but I always avoided because this kind of place is not my thing at all. Only two dancers working at time, I'm so picky in the clubs, the math just doesn't work out at all, I'm gonna lose this battle. As described in previous reviews this is not a normal strip club. It's like a half hour dance session club. The prices are (plus tax on top) Lingerie show $60, Topless show $100, Full nude show $150. Student and Military take off 10%. Walk in bathroom ahead, help desk and water jug to your right. Dance area behind help desk.

The girl that greeted me was like a 6 or 7 not bad face. She gave me the lowdown and said she was one of two dancers. I said you know what she ain't worse comes to worse, I'll be fine with that. I had to wait for a bit for the dance area to open up. The other dancer approached me and ask if I was being helped, she was a chubster, so I guess my decision was made there. I went with the first girl and just went all in fuck it, might as well try it once. (Dumbass idea Muddy) You have to pay upfront. Even with military discount still like $140. So this girl I went with led me to the back. Honestly when she dropped her clothes she was a little chunky/flabby/ceulitty. If she was a 6 with clothes make it a 5 with clothes on. We started the dance, she had too many rules for this kind of setting. It started setting in that I made terrible mistake. I just came in my pants on the first song and the rest of the half hour just waited. Lame as fuck. BTW reading previous reviews what in god's kind cum soaked coach was I sitting on! The whole time I was thinking I could have taken a 9 at Xcape for quite a few songs for that money, wtf was I thinking coming here. *sigh* the stupid shit I do for TUSCL. I'm still pissed off.

New experience, live and learn but I would love a do over of my saturday night. Now I gotta shower pronto. I will never ever ever come back. I hope you guys have a different girl and experience. Or you could just run away.