HARDLY A “STRIP CLUB”

It’s a bar with some poles installed. Sal’s is some hole in the wall dive bar across I-10 from Red Parrot. I went here on a Saturday night. THERE WERE NO DANCERS! SATURDAY NIGHT! If not now, WHEN????? WHEN!!!!!! Holy fucking shit. Well I asked the bartender how much dances would be if the mythical dancers were here she had no clue. She just said call ahead. So I would do that. I walked in to a very small bar. Bar on left bathrooms and pool table dead ahead. Main stage with three poles to your right and mini stage with one pole to your immediate right. This hard to review because they literally gave me nothing to work with. There were just some dudes playing pool. So if you do plan to come obviously as stated before call ahead. I think this “review” should at least serve as warning not to waste gas or time. And let’s be honest there is a month of TUSCL VIP in 2021 riding on this review. I will never come back, never ever.