I arrived at this club at...

I arrived at this club at 3:30PM, Wednesday, August 23, 2006. There was a podium with a sign of a $5 cover charge, but noone to collect it, so got in free. Went to the bar and ordered a $3 Red Bull which came fountain dispensed. I noted there was a long T-shaped stage on the right hand side, two pool tables on the right, further back, with a couple of video games. The club was low-lighted and dancers danced TOPLESS to a jukebox. Did not notice any VIP dance area around.

Observed 5 customers and 6 dancers, ranging from 6s and 7s, with one fatty rating in at 4, only because she had big boobs. The friendly female bartender rated an easy 8. Dancers danced to two song sets, first completely clothed, second topless. After tipping each dancer, I wasn't approached for any LDs or drinks, therefore, I departed the club at 4:00PM, spending $9, and rating it a 5.

BTW, here's a good one: Was informed by the bartender that smoking in the club was allowed from 5:30PM til closing. Asking why, she replied that the local health department closed at 5:00PM and inspectors wouldn't be around. Fortunately, they haven't been fined yet, because I didn't think health inspectors had bankers hours. According to the bartender, there had been a petition going around for signatures, and now the city ordinance on the smoking ban is being re-voted on. Good luck!