I arrived at this club at...

I arrived at this club at 12:40PM, Tuesday, August 22, 2006. The door was locked and I had to ring a bell for entrance. Once inside, I paid a $10 (inflated?) cover charage, and took a seat at the bar. I ordered a $2 coke. I noticed one other customer who was sitting at the stage. There were two dancers present, a light-skinned black dancer (7) and a white dancer (7). Figuring the door had been locked, this may be a HOT SPOT for some two way action. Came to find out later, the reason the door was locked was because there were only two dancers there and management hadn't shown up at work yet. Once management showed, the door remained unlocked.

Dancers danced two song sets, first topless, second nude. I was asked about 20 minutes later from the black dancer if I would like a LD. She said they ran $30 (inflated again?). I said how about a 2-4-1? She said she could do that for $50. Well, looking around the club, seeing it was pretty much of a dive anyway, thought to myself, maybe some action can be got here.

WRONG! Took the dancer back to their VIP couch area, well lite by the way, and received two lousy "air dances"! She had the gaul to ask me how the dances were..... and not having the nerve to ask for a refund, I just said "they were OK".