I went back to the Hole on a Friday evening two weeks ago, and while I had a decent to below average time, this club needs some new talent and quickly!
There were more dancers than patrons there, and there were the usual cast of characters that have been there for years such as Sugar, Isis and a large brown skin Brazilian whose name escapes me.
Anyway I order an overpriced Iced Tea, and some new super huge black dancer comes up to me who goes by the name of Funhouse, who needs to find another career ASAP! Anyway, her face has been hit by the ugly stick many times, and she’s a prime candidate for stomach stapling surgery. I had to almost argue with her to get her to leave!
Then a pretty black dancer named Mocha comes by, and promises me the world in the back. We go into the 30 dollar rooms and Billy sang well after 3 dances. No Frank because it was that time of the month. Tipped her 20 extra, and I was on my way out.
In summary, I won’t be back for a while. This club used to be the hottest place going just a few years ago, but many of my faves have left, and the sparse new talent isn’t enough to keep me interested.
