Not really worth a visit

On a Tuesday evening, I decided to pop into Diamond before going to see Avengers for a second time at Atlantic Station. Diamond Club is definitely in Atlanta, but it's not exactly the most accessible strip club. It's located right before a highway ramp next to a rinky dink gas station on Northside. I actually managed to miss my right turn into the club and ended up making a loop on the highway to get back. Once finally in the parking lot there were maybe 3 other cars in the lot, and unlike a lot of Atlanta strip clubs this one wasn't filled with crater sized potholes which my car definitely appreciated. I was greeted at the door by security, brief pat down, and a $5 cover.

The club has two small stages, with a row of lounge style seating lining the wall opposite of the bar. I didn't expect a ton of dancers, but I definitely didn't expect for there to be only two in the entire establishment. One was a chubby brown-skinned woman with curly hair and braces, that insisted I buy her Hennessy from the moment I saw her. Gave her a pretty hard pass, and noticed a second "slimmer" albeit not much more attractive light-skinned dancer chatting it up with an older gentleman. I instantly knew this place was going to be a waste of my time, but I still had an hour before the movie started so I went to the bar to order a beer. It may have been just because the place was basically empty, but I noticed I could hear myself think and wouldn't have to worry about ear damage from blaring music. They still played trap music, but at a reasonable volume. During my time there, I didn't see any of the other 3 customers get dances, so I don't have much to share on that front. After about 20 minutes of sitting idly nursing a Bud Light, I decided I'd rather wait in my car than be bored in a booty club.