Dark dungeon of mystery - Review of Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre • 895 O'Farrell St San Francisco, CA 94109

The club has the feel of an old porno theater. Confidentially, they even have one in a side room. Once you enter, they have the open lap dance room to the left, then the porno room a little further down and two stages in the back. On Saturday night then I went, the main stage in the back right was the only one with dancers performing. Expect some pretty long lulls between girls coming out. Pretty confused as to why this was since there were girls hanging around and lurking for customers. Since there were only a handful of guys and nobody was getting lap dances, maybe keep the stage show going? Probably would've chalked this up to a lost night had it not been for two girls taking me for a private dance. Now THAT was pretty friggin awesome. Let's just say it was something I thought I might never check off the bucket list, but now I finally did. If that's a regular occurrence, then this place is a return. Otherwise you'll probably have more fun throwing ones at crazy horse. I'll definitely return and follow up with more details.