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Clancy's Pub
144 Broughton Ave Bloomfield, NJ 07003
Well, I tried to add a Whole Foods to the SC directory and I haven't heard back; I wrote a review about a SC nearby a Whole Foods with a heavy focus on the Whole Foods and it was rejected. So here's an accurate review with less creativity. This is the closest thing to a 7 up factory I'm aware of. If more than 30 minutes passes without at least one tequila raising your taco you're probably not at Clanceys. Its possible that there girls are more consistently hot at Titilations down the road. But YMMV at tits means some girls might let you fondle them. Clanceys is not an extra joint. But its a rare occasion I don;e percolate a certain kind of fluid at this joint. Typically there are 6 tequilas to choose from. It used to be that there were two shifts 1) 12 - 7 2) 7 - 2. That often meant that if you got there exactly at 7 the day shifters were gone and the night shifters were running late. But I think they added a mid shift because some tequilas leave at 5 and there's always at least a couple. Still 7 is nt the best time to arrive. Even at that time though you shouldn't have to wait long. I have noticed a shift in this place/ I'm not sure how I feel about it. But my sense is that there's less tequila sitting at the bar and more of a focus on dances. I feel a little rushed here sometimes. But its possible that this is because I am a regular and the chics no I usually like to dine and dash. I like my visit to be 30 minutes or less. But on the rare occasion I have more time than that I find it difficult to sit with a tequila at the bar for more than 5 minutes. Also there's a little bit more of a hustle going on. My favorites make me cum for $60 and $5 tip unsolicited. But there are some chics that say things like "I want my tips" and say "that was 5" when it was three. Beware of the the tittie sister triage on Tuesday nights. This is a small joint that feels like a neighborhood bar. But I've been to most go gos within a 20 mile radius and I think this is currently the best. Keep in mind there's no extras in the club. Tequila = dancer because they are all Latin and make me feel good.