Just Meh like most places these days - Review of Tropical Lei • 2121 Foothill Bl Upland, CA 91786

Now hiring: class of 2019! That’s what the marquee says now. Couldn’t be more tacky but hilarious. Didn’t expect much since it’s the beginning of summer and everything seems to be slowing to a crawl in this part of town. There were probably 8 or so girls there on midweek evening. Mostly 6s-8s and mostly seem Latina and white. The best one was a mid-20s Latina with almost no tatooo just maybe a few small ones with some stupid sentence in cursive. Don’t know her name because I have bad hearing and was just nodding when she talked. Didn’t get a lap dance I was just there to watch. Short hair and probably B cups but tight body. Same problem here I have most other places—not a lot of rotation up to the stage for actual STRIPPING. Just a lot of hustling for lap dances and VIPs do if you just want some old fashioned stripping I don’t think it pays well enough anymore to get these girls off their asses to do it. Problem is if you go to a topless place where there’s more dancing, the girls aren’t usually as good looking. This my friends is a Catch-22. After thinking about this kind of stuff for an hour or so I left and hit InNOut down the street. Went home happy.