Hump Day

Went on Wednesday evening since I was in the area. Parking lot only had a few cars around 9:30 when I arrived. Walk in and there’s a sign that says pay cover at the bar. Cover is $15, which includes all you can drink fountain sodas. There is a cooler with water, energy drinks and some other stuff for $4/each. It is also BYOB. Pour it in a cup in the parking lot and bring it in. Inside is what you would expect, little rundown, but surprisingly not reeking of smoke. I saw 9 different girls while I was there. Nice variety of races and builds. However, it was the same 4 girls who danced. There was no variety of music they danced to either, all rap. I have nothing against rap, but I like to see the occasional slow sensual dance. The rest of the girls either huddled in the corner or talked with the few patrons that were there. Illusions is a full nude club which is rare in Missouri. When the girls work the stage there is no touching of customers. They do have lap and bed dances which I did not have. The one girl I would have gotten a dance from was one that didn’t go up on stage. She just stayed with one customer all night. Maybe because it was a Wednesday and not a lot of action in the club, I just wasn’t that into it. Missouri State just ended their school year, so that may have something to do with it as well. I will go back on a weekend and see if there is a difference. I would recommend if for no other reason than no pasties, LOL.