Go Already

In San Diego for holiday weekend. Uber to PedWest. There was brief line as gringos waited to ask for immigration form, filled it out, then returned back to line. I jumped queue to ask border guard give me ten forms. Used one and passed rest out to everyone else. Walked long elevated walkway. Exited thru turnstile door to waiting taxi. Whole process 20min with 10 for form. Grabbed taxi $5 bucks to Adelitas. Arrived about 10am. Hotel Coahuila has quieter rooms on 3rd floor. $45 per night plus $5 buck refund for returning key. Booked three nights. renovated rooms looked nice — except all loud construction in morning and workers eyeing your arriba girls. Basic room is best for me. Learned from last trip. This time grabbed ten towels, cleaning supplies , toliet paper rolls, 10 extra beddings, cleaned damn room myself . Adelitas girlies said Fresca each time entered room. No interest debating Cascades room vs Coahuila prefer to pull exclusively from Adelitas.

Enter Adelitas thru red curtains, smell of stripper perfume brings f—king smile, realizing things to come. Typical ladies arriba for $60-$70 for media ahora or half hour session. Nice to have Coahuila WiFi work in Adelitas to have WhatsApp via internet. Chicas willing to texto to stay in touch all evening. Chicas shifts are 8 hours. They must get 10 fiches. This drives constant request to buy beer . Had Much better time after learning some Spanish to chat with Chicas. Able to find real diamonds’ . Found Adelitas music better variation. Two bucks get song of choice — Nirvana . Country. Oldies Rock. Hong Kong too loud constant rap.

Pulled Adelitas Chicas they do not want visit Coahuila on day off. No problemo grab $15 room at Cascasdes.

True , Adelitas chicas trend slightly higher age mid twenties and more Rubenesque, pleasing in an attractive way. —brick house

Drinks Red Bull $4 . Went to oxoxo buy supplies water, Red Bull’s . No need to walk more 50 feet entire three day weekend. Food, drinks. room, ATM, Internet, hot chicas all within drunken reach. New to me , four banks of ATM setup outside in open next to Coahuila . Did not use . While getting shoe shine for 2 dollars watched entire line of drunk gringos withdrawal cash money in public. Yeah Little head wins when chicas blowing in your ear “papi let’s arriba , “ and takes your ass way over budget.