Another great time South of the Border

I love this place.  I've been here often and it has been my ATF for many years.  I arrived here, by myself this time, at around 4:00 PM on Friday afternoon.  It was pretty crowded.  That might have had something to do with it being the day before a US holiday weekend.  I'm not sure why they call this place a strip club.  It's really much more of a brothel.  I think that's true with most Mexican strip clubs.  

As soon as I walked in the door a short little porker approached me and suggested that she join me for a drink, I don't really think that you get a better deal if you buy it by the pound.  I turned her away telling her that I wanted to at least let my eyes get accustomed to the dark first.  Maybe later.  About 5 or 6 steps later, another girl grabbed my arm and without saying a word, led me to one of the few empty booths.  OMG this girl was beautiful.  I have to admit up front that I find young, well put together Mexican women really attractive. We sat, a waiter was there immediately to take our drink order,  I had a beer, she had something with tequila in it.  Service was quick.  Total for the two drinks was only $9 plus a buck tip.  Her name was Maria and it only took about a minute before she started rubbing my crotch.  Very nice. She was only 26.  A very experienced 26.  She popped one of her very nice tits out and simply said "Do it." Oh my.  She didn't need to tell me twice.  We spent about a half hour and two drinks enjoying our little mutual grope session before she asked if I was ready to go upstairs. I was ready.

Same routine as always.  Pay the bartender $20 for the room.  He handed me a condom.  I followed her lovely ass up the stairs.  I told her I just wanted a blowjob.  She said $70.  I countered with $50.  We settled on $60.  Strange, but her English improved a lot when she was negotiating price.  She had me lie down on the bed.  I watched her as she took off her clothes, What a terrific body!  She had wonderful oral skills.  She put the condom on me with her mouth.  Nice touch.  When she finished me off, I flipped her over and went down on her.  I know it's probably not a great idea to snack on a Mexican prostitute but I just have a hard time resisting a great looking tuna taco.  She was delicious,  I'll be back.

One day I'm going to have to try the other "strip club" in town...The Green Door.  It's probably much the same, but I have always had such a great time at the Hawaii club, it's a habit I'm not ready to break.

As a side note, Los Algodones is well known for it's pharmacies and dental practices.  I am an old guy in my mid seventies so a little help from the little blue pill is nice to have.  Viagra costs nearly $50 per pill in the US.  Across the border a four pack of the Mexican version is $8. No prescription necessary.  I always load up on my way out of there.