Best in Brevard

I've tried all the clubs in Brevard from PinUps to Lido. It's a toss up between Lido and Cheaters for the best clubs, but I give the nod to Lido.

Lido has the most women and the best looking women on average. The problem with Lido is the cruise crowd. When Port Canaveral is full of ships, it gets packed on Friday and Saturday. It's the closest club to the cruises. You also get people coming in from Orlando because the clubs in Orlando are more tame.

The private dances, which are $20, feel gross when the private area is full. There's barely any room. You'll have another guy a couple inches away from you on all sides. There are no dividers.