Had To Check It Out

Trophy's Xports Bar & Strip

Portland, OR

Based on a post-covid visit in September 2020. On a Thursday afternoon, I was driving back from the casino with some cash in my pocket. I wanted to stop at a club to get a beer…

Acropolis

Portland, OR

This review is based on a brief visit just after labor day, 2020. This visit was of course post-covid and right when the Oregon wild fires were becoming serious and the air was filled with…

Hawthorne Strip

Portland, OR

The Hawthorne strip is ok. In the pre-covid days, I used to hit this place up, before going across the street to Rose City Strip. RCS is now closed permanently, so Hawthorne is the only…

I haven't been here in a long time, but was in the area and decided to stop by. The place hasn't changed much and that's a good thing. Parking is not the best, with a small…

Went into Union Jack's on the advise of a friend. At first I was disappointed. The storefront looks a bit run down and the club was small however the bartender and girls were friendly…

Good small club with generally good looking dancers. Can get very busy on weekend nights and can be very dead at other times. Dances are 3/100 or 3/120 and are mostly solid grinding dances with…

I visited on a Friday night. Immediately upon entering, two strippers approached me about private dances (together) and they were PUSHY. Like extremely pushy. Very offputting. I told them I'd just arrived and I would…