Part review, part transparent PSA

Usually I - like so many on herehere- space out my reviews so I keep vip. My experience today made me feel like I immediately need to share.

I loved HL - sure, I met my first ROB there (Veronica) - but it was a great club with great staff. Today's experience was different.

I thought I'd treat myself and have a flavor sampling with table dances from a variety of dancers. First dance came, it was an air dance. My hopeful, politely straying hands was met with "no, we can't do that anymore." My second (air) dance from a different dancer was preceded with five minutes of complaining about how "the laws have always been there but how they're being enforced and we can barely touch you." I should have taken that as a death knell but I met this cute curvy girl next door type who calls herself Alexis. She referred to the VIP as a place where "[she] can actually give [me] a sexy dance." I buy in. Things seem great, we're on song 2 and she goes to pivot off a knee and come back up and the bouncer comes over and shouts "Hey! No knees on the floor! No second warning" and leaves. She sighed, deflated, and proceeded on to the most unenthusiastic dance end I've had.

I came to enjoy a LAP dance and discovered that HL is currently a neutered and deflated shadow of the club I enjoyed a few weeks ago. Womp womp.

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