Bama was a Bust. Should have gotten in traffic

Arrived back at Sky Harbor and knew traffic heading west was going to be a challenge, so decided to hit a club to let traffic clear and flush the pipes from the long flight. Had multiple choices close, but since Blue Moon was on the way from the rental car location I turned into their lot off of Van Buren. NOTE: Stay away from parking under the billboard, as the birds will cover your car.

Went inside with $500 and the intention of doing multiple sessions with a single dancer or trying out a few, especially if the old guard is in attendance. Dark as usual and did the trip over chairs stumble until I planted my rear in second row next to hallway. After eyes adjusted, I counted 5 dancers and 2 other guys.

Over came a cute blonde, Bama, to ask if I wanted a soda. I declined, so she asked if she could join me. I did not see any dancers I knew from previous visits and she was cute, so why not. In the next 15 minutes, we discussed the usual stripper/new customer crap. During this warm up time, she did not present the BML handshake. This should have been a clue to send her on her way, but options appeared to be limited so I continued the discussion.