I'm not really exactly sure as to how I end up at the Colonie so often but I'm not really that mad about it because it's oddly fun. The girls all have normal female bodies and are straight up beautiful and super friendly. As a woman I've never felt weird or uncomfortable here even when the strippers are grinding my SO. If you want to have a good time and chill while chain smoking this is definitely the place. It's beyond mysogonistic to call the girls skanky, what the hell do you expect from the strip club? I ain't ever seen no one with a c section scar or anything else the rest of the idiotic reviews mention.