I don't always go to strip clubs, but when I do... - Review of Mickey's Valley View Pub • 46 Carpenter Street Cumberland, RI 02864

I’m convinced that the rules of this game are pretty simple, no matter where you get your dances. I base this on recent experience in two New England clubs, different states, recently. (This club is one of them.) Nominally they are “clean” clubs. One is located in an “all nude” state but I have never seen a dancer there on stage who is wearing no gear. In the other, I regularly see bare tits and pussies flashed. Go figure. But my point is, after spending three or four backstage sessions with a handful (literally) of girls “spread” across the two clubs, I’ve gotten all I could ask for at each joint. In fact, mine was deeply involved with each of them. Without premium pricing, or condoms for the most part. Stay patient, young man.