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Rejected Review

A little motor (boat) city fun

Coliseum
11300 E 8 Mile Rd Detroit, MI 48205
I arrived at the Coliseum with a friend after a Tigers game. We took an (extremely judgmental) Uber to get there so we didn’t have to worry about parking. We paid the $10 cover to get in and the guys at the door actually were pretty nice and didn’t give you that vibe of over priced security. Upon passing through the curtains It was difficult to see. They keep the lights very dim, and I’m not sure what they are trying to hide. Price of the drink is around eight dollars, typical for what you would expect. There are multiple stages with the one in the center being the longest. Getting a seat at that stage can be hit and miss, so we stayed at the bar until we saw something open up. Whenever I take a seat next to the stage I make sure that I tip to keep the girls interested. But they really didn’t seem all that interested in the money on the stage and pretty much ignored me the entire time. Except there was this one busty brunette who if you put a dollar in your mouth but put your face between her huge tits and shake it around like a motorboat. She said that she probably enjoyed it more that I did (doubtful). I then noticed one of the guys from the show topless prophet sitting at the bar. The one that manages all of the girls. He had the total zoot suit thing going on and looked exactly like the old HBO or Cinemax show. The girls ranged from all sizes and shapes and with the variety, you will definitely find why you are looking for. I’m not a wealthy man so I go for quantity over the 1 on 1, so I don’t have much to share on the private dances. Plus I’ve heard that there has been a crackdown by LE in the area, which makes me even more gun shy. A few of the girls are pretty aggressive to get you into the back. One walked by and stole the sunglasses off my head to try and get me to follow. They were cheaper than I am and I didn’t want to lose my seat, so I let her walk away. She returned later and was super cool about it. We chatted for a bit and I tipped her well when she took the stage. Overall I would go back as it delivers on what I look for in a quick night out.