Holy crap.

Went here on a Thursday night with a couple buddies. A friend had hooked us up with a table and a couple buckets of beers. We enjoyed the night, pleasant scenery, fun times, mostly well behaved, UNTIL...

Some time around 11:00, I was approached by two Asian strippers. Two hours, a couple thousand dollars, a bottle of whiskey, and EXTRAORDINARILY high mileage later, I headed back to my hotel, a VERY satisfied customer.

Y'all get my drift, right?

Don't get me wrong, it was the most I've ever spent in a strip club, and I'd have some serious second thoughts about ever setting foot in this club again (my wallet would probably refuse to get out of the car with me). But they say you only live once, and if that's true, then I DAMN WELL made my visit to the Palomino count.