Nope, not again

So I’m in Detroit on business and I snuck away for a couple hours. I was hoping I’d find a particular ethnicity dancer and figured this might be the place

Walk in and BAM it hits me! Despite the darkness I see two 200 lb dancers on stage. WTF. I find a seat at the bar and the bartender tells me I have to move as someone was sitting there. Oh well I’ll stand. I order my drink $12 for top shelf vodka in this dive.

Then I notice all of the dancers are with regulars. I over hear one asking her regular if he forgot his cane and hearing aid....and she was one of the better looking ones. Then it happens I spot one dancer who I believe meets my criteria only to watch her disappear around a corner so I creepily follow her. Yep it’s the smoking room I read about. 10x10 room about the size of a walk in closet. She seems nice and we chat for a bit then off she goes. Oh well now time for another drink. She’s at the bar now. “Oh hi, I’m going to eat, see you later”