Alley Katz on a Thursday night.

My dancer friend at Alley Katz messaged me to see her last night. I decided to shower up and clean myself up and drive over.

Alley Katz is only open four days a week, Wednesday to Saturday. There is a cover that starts at 11 PM, so that's a consolation to the business being a little slow. There were only six girls working, a black girl and six long-haired brunette white girls that seem like they all came off the same assembly line out of the same factory. There were no fatties or heavily tattooed dancers.

My buddy was on stage and was in the middle of her set when I came in. She came over to see me afterward. We chatted for a bit and decided to go into the VIP. The VIP room is like a vault without windows and a single solid door opening to a room with a row of padded benches with dividers in between. The DJ must open the VIP with a key. One exits by way of crash bar on the inside of the heavy steel door. Great privacy. We started our dances and she played my Johnson with great skill in Billy Joel fashion. I soon blew me nuts to the gyrating music.