Models yes, strippers no
I should have known how the night was going to go after I spent an hour in traffic trying to get to the club due to construction on the freeway, but stubborn as I am I went anyway. I walked in paid my $10 cover, entered the main room to behold some very beautiful women, all seemed to be of South American and Caribbean descent. I walked straight to the bar and had to scream and wave to the bartender to get his attention ( he was busy fingering his phone) I ordered a vodka and tonic, the bartender prepared me a vodka and soda, which is a common mistake so I wasn't upset but when I told him of his mistake he argued me down that he made me what I asked for. I was not going to let that ruin my night so I just took my vodka soda and went and had a seat. I sat there and sat there and sat there completely ignored for at least 45 minutes before I decided to approach a dancer myself and strike up a conversation. Well the dancer I approached was drop dead gorgeous but it was difficult to have a conversation because she spoke little English, I was ok with that because she could understand come and dance for me. They have a row of about 10 Simi private dance booths along the wall that she took me to, however no privacy was needed because apparently the 3 feet rule was in effect. The dance was horrible, I mean she was beautiful and everything but there was no intimate connection at all. I stopped her after 1 song because I could have watched her do that on stage. I didn't leave yet though as I figured that was just her style. So again I had to approach another dancer myself, this time it was a dark skinned goddess from Cuba, we had a little bit better conversation because she spoke a little more English so that was cool but when it came down to the dance it was the same thing. I did 2 songs with her simply because she was so fine but I just couldn't bring myself to pay for more than that. After we exchanged thank yous and all other formalities I got up and walked straight out the door. In conclusion if you just want to go out and have some drinks and look at beautiful exotic lady's then this might be the place for you, but if you want to actually interact with these ladys then this is not that place. Or maybe it was just me.
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