A little slow in the 7-10 period, but a few of the girls are working for their money

First off, admission is $10, but you can score free admission from their website or pickup a coupon from the nearest Lovers Playground on Cicero and 78th - but seriously, print it out online. They don't let you park yourself, so expect to shell out $5 for valet, even though the parking lot is much easier to park yourself, I think they're doing their part to keep the economy afloat and make sure even the valet gets paid. Upon entering you have to check your coats, and then you go up to the counter to give them your admission coupon or if you're a sucker, pay $10 on entry.

Last evening when I went, there were a few attractive girls around, but a few were just robotic and going through the motions. I don't think there's anything sadder than watching a stripper robotically dance through 2 songs and not even break a smile once. The girls are pretty friendly, they come around and rub your elbow and try to convince you to go back and take a dance; regularly $20 topless and $30 nude, or do a full 4 songs nude for $100. You didn't come here for a topless dance, so you're looking to shell out $30-$100. The girls will dance as long as you let them, so if you tell them you want a dance... you will easily find that you're into a second song and not realize it. If you're clear upfront about exactly what you want, that's what you'll get.

I had a great dance from Naomi, who asked me if I wanted a dance. I asked her what type she preferred, she said nude so she could show me her kitty. I was sold. Back to the pretty wide open/shared back room/couches where they do the semi-private nude dances. Luckily no one else was back there when Naomi contorted around me and ground against my jeans with her nubile body. It last what seemed like forever - not the usually 2.5 strip club dance minutes, but YMMV. I would definitely get a dance from her again. I came back out to watch the same uncomfortable dances from the other girls and realized after having caviar, I had to leave since there was no room in my diet for fried chicken.