I went to the culb on...

I went to the culb on sunday. The club was dark and I had some problem finding my way to a seat. Order a drink and sat at the stage when a lady came over( peaches) and a sexy voice ask if I wanted to play with her in the VIP area(if you know what I mean). I would have jump at the invite but she smelled like the fish market after a major blackout. Peaches smell would have driven a pack of cat to heaven.