Invasion Cubana

Based on past reviews, I decided to hit up Diamond Dolls on a recent trip to Florida. Parked the rental car and gave the parking attendant $5. Walked in and paid the entrance fee. No frisk. I guess I look like an upstanding citizen. Did a quick walk around to orient myself with the place. It's been about 10 years since I was in the club, but not much had changed. Solid flow of talent on the main stage with 2-3 girls dancing all the time. Had 1-2 girls on the separate VIP stage, but they didn't get as much attention as the main stage. As others have stated, 9 out of 10 dancers are from Cuba. Most have passable English skills to have a short conversation, about half can carry on a longer conversation.

The place was hopping for a Thursday night. I would guess there were 80 guys for 40 girls. Most girls were 7/8 with a couple of 9s mixed in. Only one girl below a 5. All shapes and sizes. Quite a few had implants up top and down below, which is a big turn off for me. There were a few AA girls, a handful of white girls, and everyone else was Cuban. Most of the girls wear out the carpet around the main stage making their rounds trying to strike up a conversation and offering floor dances. Because it was so busy, it was hard to initially find a place to sit down without imposing on another group. After a while, I settled in on the back row where I had a great view of the stage and the talent as they walked by. If you make eye contact with any one of them, they will come sit down next to you. It was hard enough for the girls to get back to me that unless I made solid eye contact, they had to work to get to me. Once they approached, most wanted to sit on my lap. I was impressed that nude floor dances were going for $10 per song. Had a few dances with some nice looking cuban sweethearts. Once particularly caught my eye. She was a very slender, young Cuban girl with hair down past her ass. After a couple of floor dances, decided to try my luck in the private room. It was clear she was anxious to get it all done. We upgraded to the private VIP and enjoyed the whole enchilada for $150, including the room fee and the tip.

Definitely would go back.