Helps to know the lay of the land

I was looking forward to my first ever visit to Follies so I decided that it might be helpful to recruit an expert for some guidance. I messaged Shadowcat and he was available on a Saturday, showing up with one of his tee shirts emblazoned with "I think I might be a lesbian." When it comes to Follies, Shadowcat knows the "lay of the land" and he was kind enough to point her out to me, along with some pretty impressive runner ups.

We arrived just before opening, thus avoiding the mandatory valet parking. We sat at the high tops in the back right corner and chatted about TUSCL, strip clubs and life in general-- very enjoyable. For the first hour or so, the talent was a bit disappointing, at least by my standards. A number of dancers had booties that made Kim Kardashian look anorexic. And the best looking alternative, a slender and attractive Black dancer was locked down (or locked on to?) a whale for over an hour. As dancers began to trickle in, the talent became more to my liking (in shape, slender women).

One of the great things about Follies is the $10 nude table dances and I sampled more than my share of dancers. Some were quite good, with lots of two way contact and some were much less fun and overly clothed, thus resulting in a "one and done" table dance. I was generally impressed with the variety of dancers, a good mix of white, black and Cuban women. The flow of dancers offering me a dance was pretty good and they didn't mind if I waved them off (which I did for most of the thicker, big booty dancers).