Good time and eye candy
So I pop in a little after 11 PM on a Sunday. Lots of cars in lot behind club. Discreet entry. Entry and bar are clearly well lit and appear very clean. Nothing is too fancy but it is casual and nice with a sort of retro feel, lots of red vinyl and shiny chrome. Doorman is friendly. No tip cup so I just drop some singles on his little table.
Lots of cute girls hanging out. I think one AA and one or two others that could be mixed of some flavor, everyone else appears to be white. Most are thin or fit but a few are thickish. Secret drops her perfect ass in my lap and we hit it off. She’s very low pressure. I recognize the name from reviews here. I basically have to propose we do a lap dance. $40. I don’t quibble. She chats me up almost a whole song before the paid song starts which is nice. She drops her top and starts grinding. She likes to get real close and whimper in my ears a little. It’s only a little theatrical. Decent grind. She opens up my shirt buttons all the way down and is rubbing my chest all over. She plays a little minor pole position. I suspend my disbelief for a minute and have some fun with her thinking this is a GFE. She’s liberal with touching wherever but no kissing. She’s not very thick but not thin. Like a college soccer athlete body. Nice natural Bs. A few tats. Long dirty blond hair. Thickish thighs and legs down to ankles. Tasty. But the sexiest part is she’s just fun to hang out with.
We sit and chat a little more on the floor before I propose a 15 min vip. $150 and the staffer asks if I want to buy a “lady drink” which goes against her rent at the house. 10 for small 20 for large. I say sure to 20, I like to be a little generous. It’s part of the fun for me but I’m not a whale. I think it relaxes the girls a little too. So we go back to the booths with full closed curtains. Very private. Furnished with a little lamp, end table, chair, and couch. I put the little lamp on the floor under the table because it’s bright as hell. She gets naked quick and jumps me. Same grind and moaning in my ears and some nibbling. I’m all over with the hands and mouth. She tells some things she likes so I oblige. She gets up and does this move. I see her do it on stage later, she does a headstand in my lap and basically puts her asshole in my mouth. It’s a surprise and a little quick for me but I make the best and pet the kitty a little while it’s basically under my nose. She drops down and I sit her on my lap and she arches twists and grinds while putting a tit in my mouth. I rub her clit and she continues with the only-slightly-theatrical moans. I choose to believe she’s really getting hot and flip her down onto the couch so she’s “on bottom” and hook her heels over my shoulders. I give the kitty some manual attention and some friction thrusts of my own and get so worked up I need to take a break or I’ll blow up. We chill and she lies naked over me on the couch for about 30 sec before they call our time is up anyway. No regrets. I tip another 20.
I sit at a table on the floor for a minute and this blond amazon comes and puts her tits in my face hand on my dick and mouth in my ear and tells me how she wants to give me a blowie and she’s the only one who puts out in the vip and she’ll give me her number and hit me up outside too if I want. I sometimes like a lap dance with a blond Amazon and she’s cracking me up with her patter so I take her for a 40$ lap dance. She spends a whole song talking shit and then at some point decides this is the song to dance to and starts grinding and pulls down her panties a little and shoves my hand on her kitty. She’s kind of a trip and I am kind of turned on by her big fakies and thicker trunk and ass. So that’s fun and I keep telling her I’m not “a nasty boy” like she says she’s looking for and we’re not going to go have a vip and that she frankly scares the shit out of me, but she insists she’s going to give me her number and I say sure and find a table on the floor. She comes by later and has forgotten to write it down. She promises again to go write it down and disappears. She appears later with a costume change and is whispering all this dirty shit in my ear grabbing my dick but forgot the number again. She leaves and after she’s gone long enough to forget about her I’m eyeballing some nice talent. A nice red head with glasses, some dark haired girls with huge fake bolt-ons and ass implants. None of them seem to be coming by me to talk and I’m too lazy to chase them. Secret does a stage number and then is hanging out by the register and I’m trying to make eye contact and ask her to come by but she doesn’t see so I have to go get her and tell her I want to spend the last of my money on dances with her. We go in back and have some fun. We do three and I give her the 130 left in my pocket but she says let’s do another and I say ok but you have to tell me what you want me to do so you have fun since it’s basically a freebie. So we have a nice old time. She gives me some instructions which I follow. The highlight is again her grinding her ass on my erection while turned to face me and basically feeding me a tit, this time holding my hand over hers while she jills off. So damn hot. I know why you pervs like her so much. She’s freaky fun.
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