Saved the day just in time

This is a review of my visit to Mardi Gras in Springfield on Saturday night. Over the last few years this club has been hit or miss for me. I had great times last summer. However my last three visits back in the fall were all busts so I stopped going here. But since I had driven-out to Western Mass to buy some legal weed and then hit the casino a few blocks away, I thought I'd check out the Gras again.

rolled into the parking lot in front of the club just before 11. Tried to pull the old "I going to the Grill 350" next door routine (restaurant patrons can park for free) on the parking lot attendant, but he pointed out that unfortunately it was aready closed. So I ended up having to pay $5 for parking in the lot. Next I got hit with a $10 cover upon entering (used to be $7): But at least they didn't ask for my ID and their wasn't any security/pat down bullshit. I headed immediately over to the bar just to the right of the entrance. I ordered a pitcher of beer for myself. Then I made my rounds to survey this night's talent. First I passed the small circular satelite stage which was in use and then circled the very large long rectangular main bar running the width of the club which also doubles as the main stage (the girls dance on the bar). Then I went upstairs to check out the lounge area and the two bars upstairs where club "regulars" tend to hang with their favorites. There was a bachelor party up there so it was unusually crowded and the two mini (pedestal) stages up there were also in use, which is rare. Compared to my last Friday/Saturday night visits there was quite a good size crowd both upstairs and downstairs and the patrons looked more white collar than in the past. Also more couples and jack-n-jill parties than usual and fewer gangbanger and biker-looking dudes than normal.

At first glance I was pleasantly surprised with the caliber of ladies working. All looked attractive and fit. Nearly all looked like in their early to mid 20's. More than 3/4 were white, with a few Latinas and only one sista, a very cute petit dark chocolate spinner. But no Oriental whores on this night (saw a few at the casino though! :) There was also a disproportionately high number of blondes. So anyway I plopped my fat ass down at the main stage/bar expecting to have a good time. However after a while two things disappointed me. First, none of the ladies removed their bottoms or even flashed/showed any pussy whatsoever. Even worse, half the ladies didn't even take off their tops! It was like things were right back to the wine-sipping Primadona bitches of a couple years ago with their lame stage shows that made me avoid this joint. Second, it became apparent that nearly all the ladies had large prominent tattoos that denigrated their beauty. For example, there was one really hot young blonde with a smokin' bod who had what looked like a spider web tattoo that totally covered her torso from her tits right to her pussy. Another brunette hottie had a huge serpent tat all the way down her back right onto her ass cheeks :P I'm not into tats or that ratty porn star look and prefer young all-American, all natural GND's. Also there was some 300 pound old broad with a shaved head circulating on stage. It looked like a fucking trannie that wandered over from the queer club next door. Anywho... there were still four young ladies that I found very attractive, 8 to nearly 10 on my stripper scale. All were in their early twenties, had no tattoos and had that GND, college coed cutie look that gives me a hard-on. They were: the petit chocolate spinner; a cute blonde who looked kinda like actress Nicole Eggert back in the day when she was being molested by Scott Baio; another cutie that looked like a much hotter version of Olympic gymnast Allie Raisman with long curly brown hair; and a super thin, very petit Latina with olive skin and a short dyed blonde doo. Unfortunately, except for the chocolate spinner who came across as a wine-sipping scammer, I wasn't able to get the attention of any of the 3 other ladies. Then after about an hour sitting at the stage I got up and went and took a dump. But before I left the stage I tilted my seat up against the bar signifying to all that the seat was occupied/reserved as is customarily done in strip clubs. Nevertheless some dickhead breached monger etiquette and took my seat and the dumbass bar wench took my half full pitcher of beer that I had left there as a marker. When I pointed it out to this dumfuck that he took my seat he just acted like an asshole. Anyway I found another seat on the "dead side" of the bar (the far corner where none of the ladies venture) and after about 10 minutes of sitting there sulking was about to call it quits and head home with this visit designated as another bust.