Decent, but not what I was hoping for in Florida
I was recently (March 2019) in Tampa for a business trip. I never travel to Florida, so I was looking forward to the "exoticness" of the area, and hoping to have a memorable time. I did my research on this site, and read every recent review of every club in Tampa. I was on a business trip, but my business doesn't pay that well, so I was looking for a place that others on this site reported as a good value. After all my research, I decided Scarlett's was the best "bang" for my buck. I've reached the point in my short strip club career that I'm no longer satisfied with just full-contact LD's, I now want a little extra. So far the "furthest" I've gone was a hurried but satisfying handjob in VIP at Admiral's Theater in Chicago, but I had heard a lot about what I could expect in Tampa clubs. I knew to look for the Cubans, I was armed with knowledge from TUSCL, and I was ready for a night of fun...
I got to the club around 9pm. I think the usual cover was 20$, but I had a 5$ off coupon on my phone from a google search, and the lady at the front honored it. I knew it was a no-alcohol club since it's fully nude, but they do have a one drink minimum. I got a bottle of water for 8$, and settled in to a comfortable armchair a short distance from the stage. I saw a lot of bored-looking dancers sitting around the bar. They had some beautiful, enhanced tits hanging out, but they looked bored nonetheless. The stage shows were good, and their was a couple guys there with a girl (not sure who she was with) that were sitting at the stage, and the dancers were having some full-contact fun with the girl at the stage. Other than that, the place was pretty slow. There were maybe 20-30 customers, and 10-15 girls, who changed shifts shortly after I got there.
I kept getting offers from dancers about every 3-4 minutes, but I turned them all down because none of the girls offered to sit, they just walked up, robotically asked my name and how I was doing, and asked if I wanted a dance. If the girl doesn't even seem interested when she approaches you, I have a hard time thinking she'll be that great in the back. I finally found a Cuban-looking girl that was an absolute knock-out, with DD fake tits and long hair, who sort of looked like Shakira. I made obvious eye contact with her several times from across the room, and she made her way over to me and asked for a dance. They have a 3-for-50$ deal (the usual cost for a LD is 20$), and I asked if she'd be okay with that. She said yes in broken English, so I went back with her. She took me to a semi-private LD area with about 5 or 6 dimly-lit booths, but we were the only ones in there. This club seemed to have 3 of these same semi-private areas.
Anyway, this girl looked like she would do pretty much anything for the right price, she had a C-section scar right above her G-string so I figured she had bills to pay, and we were basically in VIP-level privacy as long as nobody came in, so I was getting pretty excited. Unfortunately, that's where my excitement ended. She sat me down, didn't say a word, and proceeded to give me the most robotic, un-interested full-contact LD I've ever had. She didn't even make eye contact. Her body felt great, but it's hard to get in to a dance with a girl that seems bored out of her mind. After the first song, she said in a thick accent, "You can touch my pussy for 50$." I felt like that was a rip-off, since for 50$ I kind of expected a little fun for myself, so I just let her keep dancing. A few times she stuck her erect nipples in my mouth and let me suck on them, which was nice, but other than that, it was a very plain LD. Immediately after the 3rd song ended, she stood up, and said "100$, papi." I said I thought it was 50$, and she said "no, you suck my nipple, that is 50$ more." I told her that she didn't tell me that, she said it was 50$ for her pussy which I never touched, and she gave me a look that said "I'll shank you in the parking lot." She got pissed, turned around and started getting dressed, I told her I'd tip her 20$, gave her 70$, she shook her head and took the money and stormed out. I was pretty pissed. I went back and sat down, not sure if the bouncers would come for me or not, but everything was fine. She went back to her same spot at the bar, still looking bored.
Finally, this absolutely stunning, 6-foot-tall blonde with perfect natural tits walked in. She had legs for days. She hung out with a bunch of customers, and finally came to sit by me and we talked for about 10 minutes. She seemed like a lot of fun, but not necessarily an extras girl, although we did have a nice conversation. I took another 3-for-50$ deal with her because she seemed much better than the first girl. She gave a fantastic lap dance, very engaging, her hands were all over me, she took my belt off and I was hoping she was going a little further, but a bouncer came in for a random check (there were several more people in the area this time), and she just kept dancing. After the 3rd song, I told her to keep going for another, which she did, and by the end of the 4th song, it was all I could do to keep from cumming in my pants. I didn't really want to blow my load that way, so I asked if there was anything else we could do, but she said only in VIP. At this point, I was over $150 into the night and I had only brought 200$ cash, so I decided to leave blue-balled. She was great, and I tipped her well. My biggest regret from the evening was not finding that girl in the first place and spending the entire wad of cash on her. She might have been willing to go a little further, I'm not sure.
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