Purple Orchid
3275 S 61st St Philadelphia, PA 19153

ROB Alert.....Some visits aren't like the other

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0ddJob69
Mar 31, 2019, 6:03 PM
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First, the day of visit is listed as unknown because this will cover a three day sampling.

In Philly again so I was hoping to go back to the Orchid and find my two fav's from the prior visit. As luck would have it, neither was working. I stayed for almost an hour before trying any dances with anyone else as I was really hoping they were in the dressing room and would make appearance sometime. Luck wasn't on my side. As my other favorite clubs are in Miami, I thought I would try a dance with an entertainer of the same name. Miami is very flexible, not only in entertainment but truly flexible. Some of the positions should put her self in during the warmup dance was incredible. No need for a little pill with this one, mind went straight to gutter and blood was flowing southward too. She did everything to sell me on staying for more dances, but I was trying to be mindful of the pocketbook really hoping to catch up with someone else. Very entertaining dances, but I wasn't looking for a finish so I stopped and asked when she worked again. After exiting, the entertainers hadn't changed and I was thinking with the wrong head, so I left and called it an evening. I enjoyed my time with Miami.

Went back the next evening again looking for either of my fav's and again no luck. Started thinking maybe it was spring break or maybe they were now working at the sister club since my last visit and thought about heading to Atlantis. Was about to leave when I was approached by Cassandra? Very entertaining and flirty on stage. Made a great sales pitch from a far and after sitting next to me made a better one stoolside. So after agreeing to terms and confirming she had necessary "coverage", I agreed to take her back. She asked for the private room, and even though the club was mostly dead, less than an half dozens patrons, I obliged for the private. We got back and she was slow to undress, about a half a song to get shoes off. Yes, I said shoes. She then asked for money upfront. Red flag #2. I told her I don't do that as prior history over the years that usually doesn't end well. She says, what do you mean, the girls don't deliver on promises and I said yes, that is exactly what I mean. Well I am not that way she responded (as song one is continuing). I said I would pay for the songs as we go and gave her the first couple in good faith, heck the first one was almost over anyway and I knew I would be dinged for it. So, the second song I get flashes here and there and then "the cameras" BS statements, "what if my manager sees, I don't want to be fired", to which I responded that was BS and this isn't my first visit here. She started to hint and be playful toward the end of the song, but I knew this game and I wasn't staying to get milked out of more than what was agreed to at the bar. So we were done. She promptly bitched to the desk guy and he blew her off. I tried to sit back down, but she left such a bad taste in my mouth with her attitude and BS, I just left so she couldn't be one of those people that go back and bad mouth a guy to keep the other ladies away. So I left so if she did try to do that, she couldn't point at me to put a face with her BS spew. So I went to a different club and had an amazing time on this evening with money i was planning on spending at the orchid. So two days at the orchid and less than $100 spent. Complete opposite of my last visits for sure.

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