The Go-Go Rama
Hwy 35 & Laurence Pkwy Laurence Harbor, NJ 08879

Still Miss The Good Old Days

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CentralNJGuy
Mar 31, 2019, 8:41 AM
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Visited: Thursday Afternoon

This was stop number 3 out of 5 clubs I visited on the 28th of March and, back in the day (i.e. circa 2005-2009), it would be the only club I would need to visit because it would fulfill all of my needs. I'm not an extras guy so I have always been fine with the club's policy on that especially since the lap dances are usually pretty high mileage and some girls are better than others at making you scurry out of the VIP room with wet pants. Well, as has been said many times on this site over the past few years, this place is just not the same anymore. The talent level is considerably lower and too many girls hide out in the back room until they are pretty much forced to surface to either perform their required stage time or a private dance. During this visit most of the dancers were a bit more sociable than has recently been the case, but the only one I wanted a dance from was Nadia and I had received rather enjoyable dances from here in the past. Unfortunately, this time she was a bit too chatty so she ended up spending more time talking than grinding. She even apologized and said that she felt bad that she was talking so much. But do you think I was offered a partial refund of the lap dance fees? Yeah, right, no dice to that...what made this really disappointing is that this was the only dance I got in all of the clubs I visited on this day so this was a complete unmitigated disaster in every sense.

Despite my repeated criticism of this place, I will say that there are two advantages to going here over other area spots. These points have been made before, but are worth repeating:

1) Lack of a dollar parade. There are tons of seats around the perimeter of the club away from the stage where most of the guys sit so you can just watch the show and not be constantly pestered for tips. Even when you do sit at the stage the tipping is still minimal because there are rarely, if ever, more than 2 girls on stage at the same time and you can retreat back to the cheap seats whenever you want. And since not many dancers come around offering dollar dances anymore, you can actually go an hour or longer without spending a dime and I have proven this theory myself on more than one occasion. I can't think of any other strip club where you can pull that off. This allows you to sit back and evaluate the talent without watching the contents of your wallet rapidly dwindle down to almost nothing. This is especially important given that, as stated previously, the talent level is not anywhere near as good as it once was.

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