Too Much $$$, Not Enough Variety

I had the week off from work so, after a few days out of town, I decided to spend a large part of my Thursday revisiting some of the area strip clubs. I would have been much better off attending the Yankees home opener as I would have at least been guaranteed a fun experience had I done that instead. I am not going to bother reviewing all of the clubs I went to, just some brief comments about some of them.

We all know about the ridiculous dollar parade which is always in full effect at Breathless, no matter when you go so no point in rambling on about that other than to say that I believe there may actually be such a thing as having too many girls working. This place has more dancers on staff at 12:30pm on a Monday afternoon than all other clubs have on Saturday nights. Having 6 or 7 girls on stage for 15 minutes who all come down for a tip, one right after the other, and then repeating the same process 4 times every hour is just too much. It would also be nice to have some diversity from which to choose. More than 90 percent of the women at Breathless are of Dominican or other Hispanic descent and do not speak fluent English. The lap dances are fairly high mileage (this time I did not get one as there wasn't anyone who caught my eye) and extras can definitely be had if you are into that (I'm really not), but this isn't like going to the Sansone Auto Mall up the road where you can find dozens of different models. It's basically a lot of the same type of car with the occasional stray trade in thrown in. I don't understand why they don't hire any American women to dance here. Or is that the Americans don't want anything to do with this place?