Two Tuesday night visits a few weeks apart.

So after two different Tuesday nights of clubbing I made my way to Lipstixx to finish off to the evening. Both times I arrived around 1:00 am, paid my $16 cover to the guy up front, and pulled back the ratty blanket that serves as a door to enter the "club".

On my first visit I entered and saw two women laying on the couches surfing on their phones, both were well over the number I would consider prime strip club material, or even acceptable strip club material, in both age and weight so I really wasn't too interested in what they were selling. Instead of just turning around and heading straight back out the door I decided to use the restroom quickly and then make my exit. Entering the restroom I was struck by a god awful smell and saw a man who was probably in his fifties, rail thin, without a shirt on, soaked in sweat, and mumbling to himself as he paced back and forth. As I walked in he mumbled something to himself in the mirror, pulled on a shirt, and walked out of the bathroom. After making use of the urinal, as I washed my hands I noticed the stall door standing open and a toilet that was overflowing with feces which was also splattered on the walls of the stall. I'm not certain if the man and the condition of the bathroom were linked, but I decided that the atmosphere and killed any possibility of me sinking low enough to take one of the cows on the couches back for a dance so I headed out.

My second visit went much more like other visits I've had to Lipstixx, still the same entrance ritual but this time the ratty curtain revealed three "dancers" a little heavier latina, a skinny latina, and a well portioned AA. The AA motioned for me to come sit by her and I took her up on it as the one latina was a bit heavy for my tastes and the other looked like she was half asleep. I sat down next to Raven and after the initial getting to know you and inevitable "have you been here before, so you know how this works" I acknowledged that it's $122 dollars for fifteen minutes and I paid her the $22 dollars for the house which she took up front and then we headed to the back. Once in back we both stripped down and she got right down to business and delivered a fantastic Lipstixx's "dance" that left me completely drained.