Not so great

Arrived about 4pm with about 90 minutes to burn. Found a seat at the bar toward the bathrooms. I tend to end up in that spot. The setup at Hank N is so odd, there isn’t a great place to hang and scope the offerings. The bartenders are universally pleasant. Today was a 60 something lady, who knew the dancers and had a real rapport w them. On this visit, the pickings were slim and I seemed to be the snaggletooth magnet. The first one marks me immediately. It takes me 10-15 minutes to shake her, quickly replaced by a way too heavy, not pretty gal. Pitifully, I agree to buy her a drink and thus lose ten bucks and 20 minutes of my life. I finally clear her out when it becomes clear to her that there is no combination of low price and open menu items that will get me to accompany her to the vip area. Next up is a decent older option, I think Haley, I buy her a drink, we do the verbal tango. Starts at $100, 200 and 300. The pitch for the difference between 2&3 pricing was not clear. I wasn’t going there anyway. I held at $. She moved to $.3. I agreed and paid the $10 toll. Get back to a very chilly booth w ripped vinyl bench. Then the rules start. Everything is some issue in hygiene and speed. Her prior promises for an erotic untied experience were ignored and we ended up rushed, complaining and super germ phobic. In the end, I was simply ready to be done and move on. I have had much better experiences at Henry N, so I will chalk this up to my being a bad buyer, trying to get it done in a short period of time which resulted in me being too quick on the trigger and too loose with what was acceptable.

Hopefully a lesson learned.