Vics on the Ides of March

VICS ON THE IDES OF MARCH

Arrived at Vic's on the Ides of March (Friday March 15th) a little after 5 pm. Paid my $5 entry fee to the bouncer outside. (Yes the admission fee must be back on again.) Walked in and there were only two dancers on duty and a third getting dressed. The DJ was saying something about this being their “First Friday” and that they would be open tomorrow – on Saturday – as usual. ( A fellow patron said they had been closed for a few weeks while the management went overseas for a wedding.) There were about 15 to 18 patrons in the club; but no dancers making the rounds outside the bar. Only one dancer on stage collecting her dollar bills, and one hanging out with a friend. Soon a third dancer came out of the dressing room and touched me on the shoulder before giving me a Vic's handshake. In spite of the crowd, the three dancers were not really working the room until about 6 pm. Then two more dancers arrived and one of the “afternoon dancers” quickly dressed and left. So we still had only 4 dancers on duty. (Only half the number as two or three years ago.) However the four dancers did try to entertain while on stage, going a little beyond the New Jersey minimum. After 6 I got lap dances while sitting on a barstool from three different dancers. I can recommend “Ronnie” and “Brownie”. You will recognize Ronnie by the letter “R” dangling from her neck chain. You will recognize Brownie by her light brown hair, her silver spats that go from her knees to her toes, and by the sparkling silver/chrome butt plug with the sapphire flat top that she likes to flash. Paid $ 5 for one lackluster lap dance, $10 for another, and $20 for an extended double-dance with lots of one-way touching. The $5 dancer did invite me to go to the little room in the back, but I was not impressed. All in all it cost me about $45 for admission, and $4.50 Biud, and tips on and off stage.

By the way, Paridizio must be open again, because the front door was ajar and there was a bouncer standing outside on the sidewalk. However parking was tight in the late afternoon, so I did not try to stop.