Good Time, Ridiculously Expensive VIP

This was my second time visiting Bourbon Street and this go around was much better. Last time I was in a gal tried to charge me for three songs after two, but she wasn't in today so all went well. Had a few from an asian gal named Aubrey and GOOD GOD. She knew what she was doing. She was forward, confident, damn near grabbed me by my collar and brought me back to the couches for a second round. In the heat of the moment I asked how much the VIP room cost and learned it was an astounding $700 for THE CHEAPEST ROOM. The most expensive room was nearly a grand.

Come for a lapper, burn a 20, enjoy yourself. If you want to burn a few car payments or your entire tax return, consider VIP.