A little slow but okay

Stopped in on a Wednesday after work around 5:00. There were five dancers, ranging from 6 to 9. There was a $10 cover which, after breaking a $20, allowed for ten ones and about 10 minutes of entertainment becuse a shapely blond dancer was just starting her second song and I was drawn to the perv rail like a rare earth magnet. Needless to say that numerous other trips to the bar were necessary for more entertainment.

After her dance was over I moved back to a table and took a look around. The Rhino has a good sound system and nice stage. The furniture is classy but weirdly arranged, with tables and chairs being somewhat of an obstacle as one tries to walk around. There is artificial smoke that seems to be seeping out all the time. For my preference, I would rather do without the fake smoke. What is in that stuff anyway and why does anyone think that makes the girls more sexy or the place more attractive. If people aren’t allowed to smoke in the place, why is the place allowed to smoke? Please turn it off, at least once in a while.

The stage has typically blue and pink lights, but the blue lights were on nearly constantly, flashing and alternating with the red flashing lights. If you want to make a human body look dead, shine a blue light on it. Seriously, that’s what they do in cheap plays. I wish they would skip the blue lights, use yellow or pink lighting and not flash them like some light show. I’m here only to see the girls, anything else is a subtraction.