Awesome if you like fat chicks

Haks used to be great. Even if Bella was rudely pushing for dollars she didn’t earn; at least she made sure your knuckles got sticky. I know the place has been downgraded to “bikini” status for a long time; but that didn’t stop any of them from showing nips for tips; or even straight grabbing your hand and placing it on their breasts; or down their front. They had some real hotties to; I don’t remember the blondes name; with the Presley nose; but she could get it at any time.

I hadn’t been in a while; and had some time to kill for lunch break so I stopped in. No one was on the state; and the lights were on. I wasn’t sure it was open for customers. There were ladders everywhere and workers were installing cameras . A rude wildebeest that kept creepily calling me “daddy” (does any one find that sexy other than catholic priests?)had gotten in, and stuck behind the bar so they made it serve drinks. I got a beer, and pretty soon a chick that could hold her own on a teeter totter opposite chum lee came over and did the ol’ dick grab and no personal space side hug. Now; here’s a problem; I’ve been going to clubs for years; and I don’t want to be rude; but when you aren’t my type; I’m not interested at all. IF you had danced on stage; and you come around for your tip; I’ll rip your tittles because I did watch your dance. None of this, “and one for my butt?” “And one for my kitty, he he?” Crap. If I don’t find you attractive; your fat flabby ass and hairy Dunlap puss aren’t going to change that. But if you DID not dance on stage while I was there; you don’t come up to me for a tip unless I’ve made eye contact. If you come over, and I don’t want you there; my body language is loud and clear; I don’t look at you. I give one word answers. Take the hint and move on.

Two other tubbies followed her up. Nope. I’ll give it probably a year and hope for better turn over. Every club I’ve ever been too; the girls told me that black guys were the worst tippers; so why the hell would a club cater to them?