Always ask before going upstairs! - Review of Heartbreakers Gentlemen's Club • 3200 Gulf Fwy Dickinson, TX 77539

Stop by Heartbreakers after midnight last Saturday. I was hoping to find a girl or two who have had a slow night and was looking to make some extra cash by approving mine. I saw a couple girls walking around going from guy to guy, only to be shook off. Just as I had narrowed down and brunette that look like she made fit the ticket. I was intercepted buy a very well endowed hot blonde. Big tits and blonde hair are my kryptonite. She pressed into me and whispered in my ear let's have some fun before this Club closes. Intrigued, I ask where can the most fun be had? Her reply upstairs. Not being a rookie, or so I thought, I said well how much does it cost to go up stairs? She said oh it's just $25. Upstairs we go and I pay the $25 for the wristband. There is only one of the couple up there can we go to the other side. We sit down and chat for a few minutes. The music starts and she says would you like to dance? That's why I'm here I replied. She knows about five dances, good contact hands touching everything not covered, a little minor stick shifting on her part. After the 5th dance she says do you want to stop for moment. I said sure. She sat down next to me and ordered a drink. We talked for a while and then she said would you like some more dances. She does about five more dances, then sits down again. We talked for about five more minutes and it Club announces that is closing. She ain't giving me her number and we had talked about meeting outside the club. So wrapping up my ask her what do I owe you for the dances. She looks me straight in the eye and says $500. I laughed and said excuse me? He says I don't charge for dance up here I charge for my time. Not to make a scene I said my lawyer doesn't make that much money per hour. I made a stop at the ATM to pay her and then I walked out. Did not call her. I would go back the dance is downstairs look fun and much more affordable. Just be advised if you go upstairs make sure you know what you're paying for before you go. Happy Lapping...