I started the afternoon at Sophie’s but decided to move across the parking lot to the Cherry. I could barely get in the door before a dancer I’ve hung out with previously attached herself to me like a barnacle. I won’t share her name here because she’s actually quite nice. It’s just that I like to have a little space to kick back and see what’s available when I first arrive at a club. Unfortunately, no amount of hinting would shake her, and I ended up leaving early to “make a phone call.” I returned a bit later and she was actually on stage, from where she made eyes at me her entire two songs. She must have thought I had quite a bankroll that day! Anyway, another dancer approached and we began talking. When the first dancer got off stage, she came straight over and was very offended that another girl was keeping me company. She did move away, but only about the space of two tables. Very awkward. I finally went to the private dance area with the second girl, Nikki. It was completely unremarkable. She wouldn’t even take off her bikini top; she just pushed the straps and cups down a little. I’m at a loss for words. What’s the opposite of sensual? Anyway, I cut my losses at two songs, exited the club, and then went back I Sophie’s. Overall, it was a waste of time. I’m just glad I didn’t part with too much cash!
Not very appealing... - Review of Rocket City Showgirls • 6400 University Dr
Huntsville, AL 35806 - tuscl
