Not So Royal

I stopped by Royal Palace with a friend on a Saturday night while in DC. It is a small club with a crappy interior. The dancers were not overly attractive, and quite frankly, there was not a lot going on. Drinks were expensive as per usual in DC. There were no lap dances available, so there was not even the illusion that you could achieve any mileage or intimacy in this club. In fact, the lack of an end game made me leave Royal Palace after a single drink.

Coming from Philadelphia, I am not overly familiar with the strip club scene in the DMV area (which I hear is lackluster to begin with). However, I would assume there are more entertaining strip clubs to visit in DC. Overall, I would not recommend Royal Palace.