Attacked by Baby

I got off of work early during the week. I drove to Fancy’s looking to kill a little time. I parked in the gravel parking lot and walked to the door. As I get closer, I’m hit by a wave of cigarette smoke. I get in an pay the door guy his 5 dollars. I get my change back in ones. As it is in the middle of the work day, the club is mostly empty. Just a few retired looking guys and me. I buy a cheap beer at the bar and get upsold by the bartender into buying two. I think it was 5 dollars for one or 7 for 2. There are a couple of small TVs behind the bar tunes to sports and the uninterested dj is posted up the left of me as I sat at the bar. The stage is directly behind me. I turn to see the talent and I’m unimpressed. This is not the place to find the hottest girls in Oklahoma City. Within minutes Baby comes and sits next me. She is older, I don’t know how much older, and wore a pink bra and thong. Her tits are comically large and she has long, straight blonde hair. A few minutes of bullshit and feeling me out and we were off for lap dances. The door said 20bucks a song. As soon as we get into the vip area, she sits me and reaches down to readjust my dick to make it easier to grind on. She rubs, tugs, and sucks on me through my pants begging me to release. On the third song, I did. She asked for 100. I gave her eighty. After we finished, I redeemed my coupon for my second beer and drank it quickly before heading home. Not a bad trip for what I paid. I did smell like a strip club and had to hit the shower immediately. Also, my pants had an aggressive lipstick mark on the crotch that took a few cycles to remove.