Rather stay home and play StarFox or maybe even go Fox hunting and I fucking love animals.

Saturday night. El Paso, Texas. No better place to get down. Not really but it sounds cool. Pull up to Foxy’s as I’m getting out I watch a dude get slashed in the face by some dancer. Then she starts taunting another dancer and the house mama from her SUV while the door guy tries to hold them back. There’s like a shouting match and she drives off. The police come. Alrighty then. Let’s see how fucked up it is on the inside. 20$ to get in. It is BYOB. Two stages, one on the left and one in the back. VIP to the right. Foxys has a red glow to it. I sat for the full rotation to judge and didn’t see anything I was really into. For me the best I saw was a couple 6’s. Mostly Latinas and a couple black girls. Some overweight girls here. There was a black raincoater in the corner hogging the fatties and acting like he was the Hugh Hefner. God bless that man. He kept them off me. Dances are $20 here. Honestly it’s a shame the two girls that were going at each other when I came in left, they were probably the two best looking ones. I didn’t get any dances. I stayed for TUSCL but I won’t buy dances for TUSCL I don’t love you fucks that much. This place should do better. The killer is that $20 cover, people don’t want to pay that shit for a lackluster lineup. Of all the clubs in El Paso, I think this one has the best location. Right near the Cielo Viesta fountains and the mall. But it just seems like they will hire anybody. I know hot girls do work here, I’ve heard rumors. I’ll probably give it another shot down the road but I’m in no rush.