Dancers found wanting in hygiene and moral fibre

Read that this was the most lit spot in the area, couldn’t sleep and had some extra money.

So I stopped by.

At first it seemed promising what with the laid back vibe and abundance of dancers. But then on closer inspection -when it came time to purchase some lap dances-, I was stymied. Not to fat shame, but ... for shame, young ladies. Shame on you. Not all of them, but at least half. There were maybe three that rated above a nickel. The bartender was the most attractive woman there and she was an eight. At best.

But lap dances were only $10! so why not. First girl was a brown skinned Africain American. She had a great body. Cute face. The b.o. was a turn-off though. Second girl was a wierdc. Caucasian in her early twenties. Couldn’t dance. But had clever fingers. Took two twenties out of pocket during the lapdances. But dropped them by accident when the dance ended. So I paid her. She then begged me for more money. I listened and declined. But somehow during her plea I got distracted and she stole the forty dollars again. I only realized this after I got back to my car. I just shrugged. IFair play. Know hard feelings. Not when I already knew she was a thief. Figured that $40 was just the cost of losing focus.