Ok, seriously, NOW I'm done with this place.

Had some work in Fayetteville so made the drive from Raleigh. Went to DHP at around 1:30 and grabbed a drink at the bar. Laney was working, plus another girl, and Lacey. May have been one more. I was pleasantly surprised that there were actually girls here unlike my last visit. Was having a drink at the bar and had options to get dances from Laney, Lacey, and the other girl whose name I missed. I chose Lacey, since I had never had dances from her before. What a huge fucking mistake. Long story short, after 3.5 dances (we started midway through the first song), she says that's 5 dances, and I need $100. Uh no. That was not even 4 and dances here are $10. I offered $60 since that would cover the first three dances at $10 per dance and what the hell, $30 for the last dance since it was slightly better than the first 2.5 dances. She wouldn't relent so I gave her $80 and said that was it. She knew I had money, and the wise business woman that she is, she thought this was a great idea to squeeze another $20 from me.

So.... familiar story to anyone who has been to a strip club, but it is just so fucking stupid. Why piss off a customer with MONEY for a measly $20 when you could get HUNDREDS more by not being a ROB? Yeah, I know, strippers...

I walked out, drove straight to Sparky's and had a great time. Maybe the other two guys who were at DHP, and not getting dances, ended up throwing money around after I left, but I kind of doubt it. If you are in Fayetteville on a weekday afternoon, go to Sparky's and enjoy yourself. Don't waste your time at DHP.