After being gone for a year I came back. My memories of a year back were better.

Its been almost a year since I've been to this place. The memories of that time were better than my most recent visit.

I came in at 8 PM on a Saturday. I'd expect the place to be full of fun and energy, but man it was so... average? The DJ did his best to try and hype everything up, bless that poor man, but every single one of the girls who came up on stage (Bar one) were so listless, and completely unentertaining.

My friend and I were there for nearly 3 hours. The majority of the girls were standing around talking to each other, or already seemed to pick their guy for the night to take their money from. The girls that did approach, none of them seemed to smile. Hell man, one of them smelled strangely of corn?