As this was the first strip...

As this was the first strip club I ever went to, some friends and I went in for old time's sake recently...and I probably should have let sleeping nostalgia lie, since in the last decade this place has had a real bad dropoff. There was a time when they were in at least the top half percentile as far as dancer quality goes, but now they've been lapped by damn near everyone, no pun intended. I also don't remember way back when just that much pressure being put on from the word go. Even if they're (somewhat) dressed, there's better looking girls at about 97% of the other clubs on South Beach, adult or otherwise.