Strange night

I was picked up by Uber after asking siri, closest strip club. Ok closest strip club...not a shit hole. I read a few reviews, "hot women, but have $$$, I',m alright with that.

As we are pulling up, Uber chinese woman asks in crazy accent if I have ever been to Skin before.

Nope.

Ok and gives me a strange smile. It was just weird. I rated her high though, cause she waited till I finished my joint at the pick up, and handed me a bottle of H2O as I slid in.

So climb a slight incline, pay a pretty girl, and get stared at by huge guy in a tight suit. I pose no threat, and he ushers me through a turnstyle into the most interesting club I have been in. So as to not waste your time, this finishes with me leaving after spending the cost of cover, and ONE Drink. But if you want the story...